Shinobi MumyoSakanagare ZaShigurui
Four Horseman Tactical Agency
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Posted - 2016.01.28 00:13:00 -
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CCP is not only at war with other developers but the fan base of some of their own games .
CCP drone worker : " Sir , we're really receiving heavy pressure of nag and whining from the community . "
CCP Command : " Tell the Dev Team to press forward with plans to counter the nag / whining ."
CCP Drone : " But sir , the pressure is overwhelming the Dev Team , I suggest that they fall back until reinforcements arrive. We might be able to push back afterwards . "
Fan Base Round Table Command ( The " in crowd of popular Eve / Dust Vets ) : " Come on troops , we have them on the run , keep up the pressure . "
Fan Base Grunts : " Yes sir . Yeah we need jump pacts , cloaks where you can fire on the opposition without them noticing or being able to counter ( OP like some still ask for ) , drones and more vehicles and WE WANT IT NOW !!! "
Development Team : " Sir ( CCP Command ) , we can't take this pressure much longer , we're doing the best we can but it's going to take some time . We do have a life and outside pressures as well to deal with ."
CCP Command : " That's not going to do , some one has to take the fall for this and it's definitely not us so buck up , or you'll be replaced . "
Drone : " But sir , with all do respect , what about the code .?. their the only ones who have mastery over it and without them we're really lost . "
Command : ( Liam Nelson voice ) " To hell with that , if they fail then they will be replaced with someone who has a particular set of skills . We have confidence in him . "
Needless to say the fan base over ran the Dev Team and all of their excessive nagging and complaining was just to much for the Dev's to handle . They were replaced and the guy with the skills , well ... let's just say that the game is in far worst shape and nothing can be done now . Not to the fault of the specialist but it just seems like he's in over his head and the game gets even less support now AND the fan base STILL nags for items while the game is barely playable because of code / server issues .
Teamwork is really important - said the Tyrannosarus Rex from Kung Fury .
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